Wit & Wisdom from the
Students of Daniel Light

Daniel Light

Louisville, Kentucky

Teaching piano is my passion and my career. Students frequently delight me with their comments–often hilarious, sometimes witty, occasionally sweet and tender. Here are some of those gems.

“I’m glad I’m playing for Piano Guild. It means I get to skip two hours of saying the rosary.”

–7th grader

“If you don’t practice that piece with a metronome this week, I’m gonna haunt you in your sleep.”

“You’re already in my nightmares.”

–7th grader

“You woke the baby Jesus,” I responded after a boisterous rendition of Silent Night.

“I think if I were being worshipped, I’d at least stay awake for it.”

–5th grader

“My dad said he heard you play a wrong note in church yesterday.”

–5th grader

“Hey, you got a new metronome, Mr. Light! I could have given you mine. I never use it anyway.”

–7th grader

“I wish we had snack time at piano lessons.”

–7th grader

“How was your Red River Gorge weekend?” I inquired.

“Horrible! There was no WiFi.”

–5th grader

“The metronome aggernates me when there’s a ritard.”

–2nd grader

“How much dollars do you have?”

–Kindergartner

“You have the best job in the world, ’cause there’s no one bossing you around.”

–6th grader

“How was Thanksgiving?”

“I lost two teeth and found out my parents are the tooth fairy. That was disappointing.”

–3rd grader

“What’s different?” I asked, demonstrating a drop-lift motion.

“Your hand looks old and wrinkly?”

–5th grader

“You need to get married.”

–1st grader

“You know there are invisible unicorns, right? That’s how you can sneak them into school.”

–3rd grader

“Mom said my breath smells like donkey butt.”

–1st grader

“Your piano is still dusty.”

–3rd grader

“My mom won’t let me get a toad, so I guess I’ll get a parakeet.”

–3rd grader

“I need a nap!” 

–3rd grader

“Why do you suppose Bach wore that powdered wig?” I asked.
“‘Cause he wanted to look famous?”

–2nd grader

“My dad sounds like an elephant when he blows his nose.”

–2nd grader

“I think that’s when my grandma was born, too.”

–2nd grader, observing Beethoven’s date of birth.

“That’s annoying my ears.”

–2nd grader

“This seems like it’s taking forever.”

–2nd grader, 8 minutes into her lesson

“Wanna know what I call hand sanitizer? Paper cut locator.”

–9th grader

“I can play ‘Baby Shark’ in seven keys.”

–4th grader

“That piece doesn’t spark joy for me.”

–4th grader

“You should live my life for a day. So stressful!”

–4th grader

“Don’t be so grumpy!”

–4th grader

“I would say that piece is vanilla, but I actually like vanilla. Let’s just call it a poopy piece.”

–7th grader

“I think the guy who wrote this piece was the town drunk.”

–8th grader

“Counting is annoying.”

–7th grader

“Mr. Light, Do you have an elf on the shelf?”
“No, should I buy one?”
“You can’t buy one. They just appear!”

–3rd grader

“Mr. Light, did your Christmas tree have candles on it when you were a kid?”

–1st grader

“I fermatatized it.” 

–8th grader

“Mr. Light, if you lived in Scotland, you’d have to wear a skirt every day.”

–2nd grader

“Which piece would you like to play for recital?” I asked.

Two Ladies Gasping,” she replied.

–8th grader

“I saw my Spanish teacher hugging the nurse today. They’re both single.”

–3rd grader